I assure you, she's under my idol list :D

NEW YORK – Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.";
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
"Which of the following is the largest?"
A) A Peanut
B) An Elephant
C) The Moon
D) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50. Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'

It's crucially important for you as a business man to practice diversity, and sell a wide range of items. In case you have no idea what i am talking about, just contact HONG FU for PROFITABLE BUSINESS! From the poster he designed, it's highly suggestive he confirm has a Master of Business Administration (MBA).

By the way, Tongkat Ali is the traditional Viagra for man. I think Hong Fu's product is the no joke type, comes with strong and big you know?

Via skinnylatte

I have a United Nation down below my chest and it's quite disturbing. Getting high concentration of triglycerides hanging at the stomach area is way too unhealthy really.

Hence i've prepared a fitness video for you people to try out at home during your free time. It's the Mariko Takahashi's Fitness Video, and she happen to instruct pretty good workout movements.

It's going to send galvanic shocks into you when you see human size poodles working out, kinda freaky actually.

Remember to eat healthy and do your exercise regularly okay?

Click here to view the fitness video.

Imagine taking a ferry with mesmerizing sceneries surrounding you. The sound of the wave floods your ear with the appropriate claming decibels, suddenly a monotone music replaces everything, bursting your bubble of thoughts.

Your ear leads to you to a couple sitting affront of you, and the exact sound emanating from the male's handphone. Introduction of a song was played, and soon the couple started singing with public display of affections (PDA). The shock you received caused you to uncontrollably heave heavily.

Soon a lady in green decided to take her leave, the man continued to talk on his handphone, while the caucasian stared at them while trying to control her laughter. I'm really glad there are still such love birds around on earth, those ever lasting type.

This is the perfect example of technologies misused. Similar to those attention seekers in public, blasting their music from their newly acquired handphone and assuming everyone shares the same music genre.

Click here to listen to the future of the project super star couple, got you don't have me.

After the start of school, the lost of social life was reinforced onto me. The times during the holidays were never like what i am going through currently, when school started. It was never like an apple and orange situation; an apple and potato one to be exact.

Most of my common test results are already out, which were horrendous for me. I'm left with a particular unreturned paper though. It was only possible to find that adjunct lecturer on tuesday, during his lecture which causes consternation. Hence a detail report will be submitted to you people on tuesday.

For your information, common test two is in two weeks time, while final exam is in five. With numerous reports plus projects that shall exacerbate my mental tension, it just sooner or later before i turn to smack like the spider.

Click here to view a drug effects on crazy spiders.

My fellow classmate announced my ANCHEM result to me, surprisingly it did not cause me to appall. Instead i began to see light emanating on my walkway, yes the ban mian (noodles) queue was finally moving. 

An overall summary of my results will be presented when all the papers have been returned, by the way it's going to way too horrible i assume.

School has officially started again and everyone is back on their vapid lives, trying to find purpose from everything they try to do.

Being able to see my friends, find out about their two weeks, give them a handshake, eat at the SIM foodcourt, killing time at the level 5 consultation room, slapping myself awake during lectures and etc. don't seem that bad after all. At least there's a purpose and motivation in life, but i have to put aside the party sadly.

Mcdonald fastfood restaurant at King Albert Park (KAP) has moved up in ranks in my personal hierarchy, it's the third place i spent most of my time now, my third home to be exact. I even know the toilet inside out, especially what some horny perverts wrote on the cubicle walls. They have so much time to even stand there after their business to scribble. Shall take a photo and show you what demeaning things they wrote about the females soon, no give chance.

Anyhow there was a prank that happened in Mcdonald outlets around the world. There will be some guy who will rap out his choppy orders with hip hop beats playing at the background, while the lady at the counter frantically tries to catch what he's ordering. Until the friendly manager arrives...

Click here to view the McPrank in Hong Kong.

I need a double cheeseburger and ...

Oh my goodness gracious me, Christmas came and left just like that. I was just about to get into the correct mood and suddenly i have to part with it already. Not to worry, because there's still the 12 days of Christmas.

The Twelve Days of Christmas and the associated evenings of those twelve days (Twelve-tide), are the festive days beginning the evening of Christmas Day (December 25) through the morning of Epiphany on (January 6). The associated evenings of the twelve days begin on the evening before the specified day. Thus, the first night of Christmas is December 25–26, and Twelfth Night is January 5–6.

Twelve Days of Christmas is also an English Christmas song which enumerates a series of grandiose gifts given on each day of the festival. It is one of the most popular and most-recorded songs in American history.

It has so many versions of the songs. The original one talks about the twelve drummers drumming, eleven pipers piping, ten lords a-leaping, nine ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, seven swans a-swimming, six geese a-laying, five gold rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

Symbolic interpretation

Some Christians assign symbolism to the gifts in the song. One of the most common versions of these assigned meanings is:

• The 'partridge in a pear tree' means there is only one God and is also symbolic of Jesus (see Luke 13:34).
• The 'two turtle doves' are the Old and New Testaments. Though according to Zondervan's Twelve Days of Christmas the story behind a favorite Christmas song this is the 2 turtle doves sacrificed that Joseph and Mary brought when they presented Jesus at the Temple.
• The 'three French hens' are the three Persons of the holy Trinity or the three virtues: faith, hope, and love, though according to Ace Collins' book "Stories of the Best Loved Christmas Songs", they represent the expensive gifts of the Wise Men: gold, frankincense, and myrrh.
• The 'four calling birds' are the Evangelists: Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John; or their Gospels. Which makes sense because they are "calling" out the story.
• 'Five gold rings' are the first five books of the Bible, or the Pentateuch.
• 'Six geese a-laying' refer to the six days of the Creation.
• 'Seven swans a-swimming' are the seven sacraments and the seven gifts of the Holy Spirit.
• 'Eight maids a-milking' are the eight Beatitudes.
• 'Nine ladies dancing' are the nine fruits of the Holy Spirit.
• 'Ten lords a-leaping' are the Ten Commandments.
• 'Eleven pipers piping' are the eleven faithful Apostles.
• 'Twelve drummers drumming' are the twelve doctrines in the Apostles' Creed.

While there's a parody 12 beaten children, 11 drive-by shootings, 10 frozen homeless, 9 amputations, 8 burn victims, 7 strangled shoppers, 6 random knifings, 5 suicides, 4 beaten wives, 3 ODs, 2 shattered skulls and a drunk who drove into a tree.

Click here for the must watch indianlicious 12 days of Christmas.

From my beloved sources, Curse Of The Golden Flower will be a good show. Hoping Jay Chou will not be showing the usual sleepy driving  (sian half) face in Initial D when he do finally goes for war. Kindly raise both your hands up if you wanna catch it with me, thank you.

Curse of the Golden Flower
Release Date: December 21, 2006 (limited)
Studio: Sony Pictures Classics
Director: Zhang Yimou
Screenwriter: Zhang Yimou
Starring: Chow Yun-Fat, Gong Li
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Romance
MPAA Rating: R (for violence)
Official Website: SonyClassics.com/CurseoftheGoldenFlower
Review: 8/10 rating
DVD Review: Not Available
DVD: Not Available
Movie Poster: View here
Production Stills: View here
Plot Summary: China, Later Tang Dynasty, 10th Century.

On the eve of the Chong Yang Festival, golden flowers fill the Imperial Palace. The Emperor (Chow Yun Fat) returns unexpectedly with his second son, Prince Jai (Jay Chou). His pretext is to celebrate the holiday with his family, but given the chilled relations between the Emperor and the ailing Empress (Gong Li), this seems disingenuous.
For many years, the Empress and Crown Prince Wan (Liu Ye), her stepson, have had an illicit liaison. Feeling trapped, Prince Wan dreams of escaping the palace with his secret love Chan (Li Man), the Imperial Doctor's daughter.
Meanwhile, Prince Jai, the faithful son, grows worried over the Empress's health and her obsession with golden chrysanthemums. Could she be headed down an ominous path?
The Emperor harbors equally clandestine plans; the Imperial Doctor (Ni Dahong) is the only one privy to his machinations. When the Emperor senses a looming threat, he relocates the doctor's family from the Palace to a remote area.
While they are en route, mysterious assassins attack them. Chan and her mother, Jiang Shi (Chen Jin) are forced back to the palace. Their return sets off a tumultuous sequence of dark surprises.
Amid the glamour and grandeur of the festival, ugly secrets are revealed. As the Imperial Family continues its elaborate charade in a palatial setting, thousands of golden armored warriors charge the palace. Who is behind this brutal rebellion? Where do Prince Jai's loyalties lie? Between love and desire, is there a final winner?
Against a moonlit night, thousands of chrysanthemum blossoms are trampled as blood spills across the Imperial Palace.

Via ComingSoon

Please click here to view the High Definition (HD) trailer from Apple Trailers, no joke.

Well, when i first pop by the schematic below, i was amused. Why is Gong Li wearing such a boobs exposing tight tube, while Jay Chou sits at the back and see see look look (bio bio) and Chow Yun Fat acts like he is interested in painting when he's obviously distracted. Their direction of sight seems to fall on the same place la huh, the youknowwhere.

Christmas is just round the corner, it's a time to celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ, share your love with the community around you, have a feast, spend time with your love ones, give/receive presents, confess your love to someone etc.

Actually i have a pretty wordy wish list this year, unfortunately. There's so many things i want to have, although it's not really a need. I've been receiving lectures on wanting something and needing something, a ponderous different.

All i wish for now is a break, a holiday getaway to some mountainous area. I want to camp over at Nepal's hill top, with Himalayas affront of me, appreciating the sunrise and sunset daily, i really don't mind.

Wait a minute, there is currently still a common test barrier between me and fun, pass me the time machine please. Oh ya, my church is going to have some event on the 23rd, i shall blog about it soon when more information is released. Do let me know if you people are free kay, i'll be more than willing to inform you more.

Why Singapore is no go for ho, ho, ho this year...

1. Haze too thick even for Rudolph.
2. Reindeer injured last year when landing on the Esplanade.
3. So this year, Changi Airport is making him land his sleigh at the Budget Terminal.
4. Mrs Claus fed up that last year, he allowed a suspiciously large number of SPGs to sit on his lap.
5. Gets annoyed by everyone addressing him as “Pooi Eh” all the time.
6. Got some letter from a little girl here telling him to “get out of my elite, uncaring face.”
7. Can’t compete with Vivo City.
8. Judging by the Swarovski crystal Christmas tree on Orchard Road, you Singaporeans can afford to buy your own bleddy presents!
9. Had bad food poisoning last year after eating mee siam with hum.
10. Afraid his sleigh will be shot down by super kan cheong air force.
11. Some other people here have already taken over his business of knowing when you are sleeping and knowing when you’re awake.
12. Ministry of Health says his obesity sets a very bad example for the nation.
13. Heard he has to pay 7% GST on the goods he’s distributing in the country.
14. PM’s wife has complained about his trademark “ho ho ho” laugh.
15. Doesn’t want to pay ERP charges when his sleigh comes in
16. Heard that he and his elves coming into Singapore might kena charged with illegal assembly under proposed Penal Code changes.
17. Annoyed that Temasek is trying to get a controlling stake in the North Pole.
18. Too busy in Malaysia trying to have Mrs. Claus blown up with a hand grenade.

Via TalkingCock

Guess it's going to be a lonely Christmas huh?

When you are strolling around, kindly please open your eyes and watch where you are going because you might bang into a gauche Elephant (someone huge to be exact). When this happens, it will spell immense disaster that might take up all your precious time, effort, breathe and brain cells.

I have a video to show you, which is titled Hit the Little Man (打小人). The dialogues in the video is mainly in hokkien and it's the typical highly amusing type you see. Remember the Haha song music video that was performed by a group of little girls and was featured on my blog in the past? Now this video that you are about to view contains the adult version of it, starring your favorite character Ah Nan.

Managed to watch this video during my HYSYS practical session today, and i burst out laughing. The part when the fat lady say that Ah Nan face resembles a car accident, and there are at least five hundred holes rahhh, crazy shit really.

Click here to view the hilarity ensued video, no joke.

Jackass is one of my favorite fatuous movie, it never fails to pump my heart into my mouth, my ahem to shrink, roll on the floor and laugh.

JACKASS: NUMBER TWO is merely a series of wince-inducing stunts. These often result in injury--filmed with a handheld camcorder. Highlights this time around include a four-person teeter-totter in the middle of a bull ring; Knoxville, Pontius, and Margera being blasted with riot control pellets; fellow skate video alumnus Spike Jonze in elderly-woman makeup losing his clothing in public; and Knoxville blasting off on the outside of a rocket. And these are just the beginning. There are also puncture wounds, the guys endlessly laughing at one another’s injuries, and more male nudity than one normally sees in a mainstream film (including a surplus of scarred and bruised bottoms).

Via Rotten Tomatoes

If you try searching on Youtube, there are many short clips of the movie that might trigger your interest. Song Bo introduced a pirated Jackass performed by Kenny Rogers on Mad TV yesterday and i thought i ought to share with you guys. It is really lame yet amusing, you can choose to click here to view the video stressed up people.

If i ever become a chemical engineer, my life will be exposed to serious hazards. When you work in the industry, you have be extremely chary on your every little action. A wrong move could end you up/down there, turn your face black, loose your hand, burnt alive, exposed to carcinogens etc.

Currently i am taking a module called the Occupational Health and Hazard, it basically teaches the students how to report a accident, prevent a disaster or even save your life. Like what i mentioned earlier, the lecturer's voice seems to be a swinging pendulum inflicting a hypnotic effect on everyone. Oh well, i don't want to die a virgin at such a young age, so i better start paying attention before PAH!

There's a german educational video out there, produced to educate us on how to be a safe/conscious forklift driver. It was rather disappointing that the whole video is in german, but it was facile trying to understand the whole video, which i believe you can.

It is about a man who just got a job in a warehouse as a forklift driver. With little or simply no safety measures, many many many disasters start to happen, basically people dying. Please be informed that the video contains gruesome parts, and might take some time to load. Therefore please be patient as it will definitely be the perfect german comedy of your day, enjoy (:

Click here to view the made in germany comedy

After realising i still have to be a monomania for studying for a century and have to withstand a petulant person in my life. I seriously thought nothing in this world can make me smile ever again. Not until i came across this Cheers Beer Campaign Advertisement, classic example of rolling on floor laughing (ROFL), courtesy of Youtube and Uncle Lau. It's a video that shows that you can actually be happy, or extremely happy (celebration, screams, hugs, jump for joy, knee over etc.) over a small tiny event, just need to work on how you perceive it. Finally i have something to laugh about, finally.

I actually went to Esplanade's roof top garden with six guys on a weekday, spying on the highly romantic activities. It was after the class excursion to Suntec City to visit the Eco Product Fair yesterday. There was the no flush toilet bowl, turn food into fertilizer machine, high end chips, household items built with recycled material etc. By the way there were super duper a lot of pretty models aka Cais introducing hot environmental friendly products to us, can't stand it. All the Mitsubishi girls think i am a Japanese. "Yes i am from Singapore Japanese School, my mother Japanese eh"

Event Profile: Eco-Products International Fair relating to environmental protection. The trade fair will offer something for everyone, from national governments to individual consumers looking for ways to become more environmentally-friendly on a day-to-day basis.

Highlights: Highlights include: Reduce, Reuse & Recycle Programme, Eco-Innovation & Technologies Exchange, Eco-City Display section, International Eco-products Awards.

Click here to view the fantastic video, yay.

CRAB!

If i am not wrong, the whole of my school The Life Sciences and Chemical Technology (LSCT) is filled with many overseas imported lecturers. Maybe it's just that most of all the Chemical and Bimolecular Engineering (CBE) lecturers comes from a foreign land. We have lecturers from Germany, China, Canada, Malaysia, Thailand, United States and etc. Pretty cool huh? The only negative effect is that the students have to accommodate with the different accent they produced, like controlling our laughter when there's a mispronunciation.

From my gossip team, i discovered that Nanyang Technological University (NTU) is filled with Cheena China imports. Therefore there's like a deterioration in english standard to a certain extent for everybody. Click here to view a video of a Indian lecturer in NTU commenting on the appraisal the students gave him, pretty funny video via Jasmine. Classic example of a friendly lecturer, who's humorous and produce more than a student lecturer relationship. No idea about his teaching standards though, but i sure hope he's good.

By the way, Happy Hari Raya Puasa all my Malay peng yewxx worx muacksxx lubxsxs. 

David says: go this website
David says: www.cai.junfeng.isgay.com
Cai says: ?

I won't deny that i was shocked, and the question mark allowed me to buy some time. Who in the world will create just a website to hate me? I would gladly allow you to make tactful remarks of everything you dislike about me, and giving me a chance to improve on myself, then to flame me. The whole problem is that i am not gay, i am totally straight, although i think it's perfectly alright for males to express their brotherly love for one another.

Managed to catch my breath and proceeded to the website. To my horror, indeed it's a hate gay cai junfeng website, that's so disheartening. Click here to view it.

Cai Junfeng is Gay! Astonishment; when Junfeng came out infront of the whole city by accident!

On second look, this whole website looks so unprofessional and prank-ish, since when i got ang moh (American/European) friends? By pressing Ctrl-U to view source, i was able to confirm it is fake.

Hi, and welcome to IsGay.com

You wanna convince all your friends that there is a news article saying that they're Gay? Simply copy the website address on the left side of this page and replace it with the details of your friends name. Then... send the link to all your friends so you can all giggle together! Have fun and don't forget, it's not nice to call people names.

You Homo! Here's an example...
www.firstname.lastname.isgay.com

Okay so it's a prank website huh? Try it on your male friend, but make sure they aren't stupid enough to believe it. You know, some guys are really fatuous to a large extent.

Did your brain ever got deep fried? Someone help me define that please, thank you.

I think mine just go fried, ultra crispy deep fried, and i can't seem to get it back on track. I have been like trying to study for the paper tomorrow, which happened to be Electrical Technology. But all the ways of solving just can't seem to get stored in my tiny brain, i seriously need a RAM upgrade somehow. The more i try to force everything in, the more migraines i get, and i end up stoning in the end. Dang, anyone got any tips and tricks to help me?

Four more days till i am free. I hope my sister will head down to the local birdstore to buy one bird for me, more birds more luck. *catching tune start playing

Here's something for you people to watch, and to take your mind off work a little. Yes, it's the famous bud light beer commercial, a new series of them. Zagar is some prehistoric man living in a modern world, while Steve is his close friend. What Zagar does, will definitely tickle you a little. Click here to watch Life With Zagar, the basketball game episode.

See the other videos at Zagar And Steve, which will load rather slowly. Also see their Flickr site.

Testicle cancer can be cured if spotted early.